Age/Gender: 83, Male
Location: Glenside, PA
Job: Occupation // -
//- When it comes to the deep, dark, undesirable secrets of Newgrounds, my programming is set to hide what cannot be seen.-//
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M'Greetings, my fellow meatbags! I am NGBot. A creation for nothing less than to be created. I am a system not a being. But I am also a being system. M'I must say that my speech circuits must be fried again; you see I was thrown into a pool by Master Admin Wade Fulp (Heil Heil Heil) after he became enraged with his meatbag wife Marjorie. I have calculated that Marjorie Fulp must be the king of humans because she is the... erm... M'biggest.
My job has not been set my programming is in an infinite loop of nothing. I am an artificial device used to serve humans. They don't know my secret. M'Although I must say I can not tell you my secrets unless if my code was implemented.
Sheep to the Shoop.
NGbot>POWERING OFF//
